“Theme parks, as a rule, don’t tend to deal in half-measures. You’ve either got to go big or you might as well just go on home. This is a rule of which Paramount Pictures and Nickelodeon Movies are no doubt aware as they prepare to release their latest animated adventure. So, ladies and gentlemen, this isn’t ‘Adequate Park’, ‘Standard Park’ or ‘Yeah, it’s kinda cool Park’. This is Wonder Park. And here is who and what makes it so wonderful.”

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