Quote: “It’s not what you say, it’s the way you say it!”
If I had a quid for every time I’d heard that, I’d be a rich, rich man. Trouble is, it’s not exactly accurate is it? Great dialogue transcends the performance from whence it came and has the ability to infiltrate popular culture and consciousness.
From the endlessly quotable to the words you wish you’d said yourself, each week will feature an iconic iteration. So in the words of Reservoir Dogs’ Joe Cabot…”Let’s go to work!”
Totes Quotes has been a serious place as of late, so in recompense, allow us to inject a little mirth into proceedings.
Highly offensive and totes innapropes, Jim Carrey goes all-out villain as Hank Evans in Me, Myself and Irene. This is one guy you don’t want to cut in front of in Asda, but one you’ll happily quote in the pharmacy aisle.
Hank Evans: Vagiclean,” huh? What’s the matter, honey? Little extra cheese on the taco?
Mrs. Bittman: Excuse me?
Hank Evans: No, excuse me. There’s no tag on this.
Hank Evans: Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That’s Vagiclean. We’ve got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. She’s baking a loaf of bread and I think it’s sourdough.”
Better get some soothing lotion too ‘cos you just got burned!
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