Totes Quotes – QLS’ Birthday Special

Totes Quotes QLS Birthday Special

Quote: “It’s not what you say, it’s the way you say it!”

If I had a quid for every time I’d heard that, I’d be a rich, rich man. Trouble is, it’s not exactly accurate is it? Great dialogue transcends the performance from whence it came and has the ability to infiltrate popular culture and consciousness.

From the endlessly quotable to the words you wish you’d said yourself, each week will feature an iconic iteration. So in the words of Reservoir Dogs’ Joe Cabot…”Let’s go to work!”

But this week, there’s a twist…


Whether it’s down to the infectious yam-yam inflection, the dead-on delivery or generally just her being as blunt AF, chances are you’ve got a favourite QLS quote.

In the 11 years I’ve known her, 5 of which we’ve been married, she’s been a quotable stream of consciousness; a wind-her-up and watch-her-go whirling dervish, whilst also always immeasurably understanding, encouraging and courageous.

Don’t just take my word for it…here are just a few QLS Quotes:

“Your head & face go together – I’m more of a head with a face spladged on!”

“I was a big part of the Dance music scene in the 90s!”

“I’m not having Snack-a-Jacks! I’m not having fucking Snack-A-Jacks! ”

“I like any tweet that’s got “labia” & “sphincter” in it.

“I ain’t got time for salmon salad!”

“If you’re going on fucking telly, brush your hair, for fuck’s sake!!”

“Rihanna could record (herself having) any old shit and it’d sell!”

“You look like Charles Manson.”

Obviously, these aren’t the kind and caring ones but they’re not quite as entertaining. Happy Birthday, Dahliiin’!

Which QLS quotes have been left ringing in your ears? Sound off and let me know in the comments below.


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s