Totes Quotes – The Room

Totes Quotes - The Room

“It’s not what you say, it’s the way you say it!” If I had a shiny new pound coin for every time I’d heard that, I’d be a rich, rich man. Trouble is, it’s not exactly accurate is it? Great dialogue transcends both the performance and the film from whence it came and has the ability to infiltrate popular culture and consciousness. From the endlessly quotable to the words you wish you’d said yourself, every Friday will feature an iconic iteration. So in the words of Reservoir Dogs’ Joe Cabot…”Let’s go to work…”

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With seasonal affective disorder kicking in, we take a break from being our usual, chipper selves…and as a result Totes Quotes has gone bad! Nevermind the lines that inspire, intimidate or influence you, these are the lines that make you pull a face like Trump staring into the sun.

Having finally got around to reading The Disaster Artist and seeing The Disaster Artist, it’s ever more apparent that no one can write people like The Room‘s Tommy Wiseau writes people. Which is a very, very good thing. Int. Restaurant – Day…

Mark: How was work today?

Johnny: Oh, pretty good. We got a new client and the bank will make a lot of money.

Mark: What client?

Johnny: I cannot tell you; it’s confidential.

Mark: Aw, come on. Why not?

Johnny: No, I can’t. Anyway, how is your sex life?

Hahaha!

Which film quotes make you want to throw spoons at the screen? Let us know in the comments below.

RS

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