“It’s not what you say, it’s the way you say it!”

If I had a quid for every time I’d heard that, I’d be a rich, rich man. Trouble is, it’s not exactly accurate is it? And that’s where Totes Quotes comes in. The finest film quotes transcend the performance from whence they came and have the ability to infiltrate popular culture and consciousness.

From the endlessly quotable to the words you wish you’d said yourself, each week will feature an iconic iteration. So in the words of Reservoir Dogs’ Joe Cabot…”Let’s go to work!”

During a late night drinking sesh, a wise man once said “Never mix grape and grain.” I wish I’d listened to him. Anyways, this isn’t about sage advice, this is about film quotes, dammit. I give you School of Rock in 1 and 2 and 3 and 4…

Dewey: Ok, here’s the deal. I have a hangover. Who knows what that means?
Frankie: Doesn’t that mean you’re drunk?
Dewey: No. It means I was drunk yesterday.
Freddy: It means you’re an alcoholic.
Dewey: Wrong.
Freddy: You wouldn’t come to work with a hangover unless you were an alcoholic. Dude, you got a disease!
Dewey: Hmm… hmm… What’s your name?
Freddy: Freddy Jones.
Dewey: Ok, Freddy Jones, shut up!

Yeah, Freddy!

Which quotes reverberate in your head like a red wine headache? Let us know in the comments below.

RS